Ding Dong the dick is dead!

This is a much funnier version of the original video, enoy:

Anal Rocket Scientist

This kid has a brilliant future in NASA (if they’re still looking for people that can’t convert between measurement systems). Who would actually think this would work?

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Warning!!! Thirsty athletes may find this offensive.

This may be one of the funniest posts I’ve read in a while, with the exception of that kid in Texas who got shot in the head trying to rob someone and now is fighting to keep the bullet in his head because it is evidence that might send him to jail.